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Djokovic Awing TV Tennis Commentators

Novak Djokovic beat Carlos Alcaraz 62 63 in the ATP Final semis today in Italy.

His supremacy is evoking some of the greatest plaudits in TV tennis broadcasting history.

Robbie Koenig, the former ATP doubles journeyman and first class TV analyst offered these two gems…

“He’s about to be a billionaire but he is playing like he’s on the verge of bankruptcy.”

“FLOOD THE COURT AND SEE IF THIS GUY CAN WALK ON WATER!”

Those may be two of the greatest one-liners in TV tennis broadcasting history.

Djokovic will play Jannik Sinner in the ATP Finals on Sunday, a rematch of their round robin duel won by Sinner in three sets.

My Biofile interview with Robbie Koenig

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12 comments

  • Sam · November 20, 2023 at 11:08 pm

    Djokovic will play Jannik Sinner in the ATP Finals on Sunday, a rematch of their round robin duel

    A rematch? I guess that’s a euphemism for a flogging. ๐Ÿ˜„

  • Scoop Malinowski · November 21, 2023 at 7:37 am

    It’s startling how dominant Djokovic is now, I believe he played his greatest level of tennis this year and next year could be better. They are even bringing back the ghost of Nadal to try to overthrow the king.

  • Sam · November 24, 2023 at 9:12 pm

    It will be interesting to see what Nadal looks like if he returns. Can’t see him winning another major title, though, without some “help.” ๐Ÿฆน

  • Scoop Malinowski · November 25, 2023 at 6:39 am

    Nadal was 1-9 in his last 10 matches. Can’t expect any better unless there’s some scripting going on.

  • Sam · November 28, 2023 at 3:03 pm

    Hey, don’t underestimate those bodacious screenwriters!! ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Scoop Malinowski · November 28, 2023 at 4:59 pm

    It will be fairly obvious if they do that for Rafa. Also Coco’s matches should be observed closely with suspicion. They are pushing too hard to make her Serena 2 instead of letting it happen naturally. Well, they tried that and she couldn’t win anything.

  • Sam · December 1, 2023 at 7:41 pm

    Also Cocoโ€™s matches should be observed closely with suspicion. They are pushing too hard to make her Serena 2 instead of letting it happen naturally.

    Well, even if some of her matches are fixed, at least she seems to be a biological female. ๐Ÿ˜

  • Scoop Malinowski · December 2, 2023 at 7:42 am

    True )

  • Sam · December 5, 2023 at 1:53 am

    You know, I wonder if there are any more up-and-coming silent trannies in the women’s field? Surely that was too great an idea to be used only once! ๐Ÿ˜

  • Scoop Malinowski · December 5, 2023 at 6:45 am

    Sam, I just saw a suspect in juniors from Australia. Strong suspicions there have been several others. And some very prominent names and GS champions may have slipped through undetected too.

  • Sam · December 9, 2023 at 3:50 pm

    Interesting, Scoop. The easiest way to get away with it, of course, is to take the Richard Williams route, because we all know that criticism of black athletes is not allowed. ๐Ÿšซ

  • Scoop Malinowski · December 9, 2023 at 4:16 pm

    Amen.

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