Serena Williams is under fire from one respected tennis insider who wishes to remain anonymous.
“I just saw Serena’s new commercial for the weight-loss companion food program. So I was told her husband owns a piece of Ro, the weight loss drug she’s using. Now, in addition to the Ro commercials she’s doing a commercial for food delivery especially for those on weight-loss drugs like Ro. Serena can cash in big time even if she wins a couple of rounds with her new weight-loss empire. That may well be Serena’s end game: Make the big bucks through big pharma/nutrition. Monica Seles repping Big Pharma (for her alleged illness) and Serena now on Big Pharma train. They crucified Jennifer Capriati for being a crackhead yet Capriati never once repped Big Pharma. NEVER.”
Another anonymous former professional player also weighed in on the topic: “It turns out Serena is a drug dealer after all.”
The word on the curb is the WTA is broke and needs this Serena Williams comeback push.
Who remembers the popular cultural slogans: “Just say no to drugs” and “Drugs are for losers”?
Remember where you heard it first.
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Sam · July 16, 2026 at 1:56 am
Let’s see—Serena has devoted his whole life to perpetrating a massive fraud on the women’s tour.
So, would Serena actually sell his soul to Big Pharma and become an outright drug dealer? Sweet li’l Serena? 😏
Sad to hear the news about Seles, though. 😕
Sam · July 16, 2026 at 3:07 am
Sam, Believe me there are still lingering suspicions about that “Other men have done worse” statement/verbal slip in the heat of battle.
Really? Great to know, Scoop. Of course, there’s plenty more evidence that the Williams “sistaz” are male as well, but that statement (repeated three times) at the 2019 U.S. Open was the crown jewel. 💎
Just curious—do you think players like Djokovic have any suspicions about Serena and Venus? 🤔 Surely they must know something.
Until I see Osaka’s phantom baby, it doesn’t exist or never existed IMO.
Right. It’s all just too weird, so my bet is that the “baby” is pure fiction. 📖
Scoop Malinowski · July 16, 2026 at 9:06 am
Sam, Osaka can fake a baby and Serena can sell drugs and Coco can say she plays for people who look like her and Townsend can have black only parties where whites are prohibited. Maybe they need a negro tour?
Scoop Malinowski · July 16, 2026 at 9:14 am
Sam the closest we came to any player challenging genders was Martina Hingis saying Mauresmo was like half man half woman. Perhaps Hingis knew something and was making a veiled allegation. Can’t rule out anything these days. Question everything.
Steve · July 16, 2026 at 2:01 pm
Could Osaka’s baby daddy be Scoop himself and these posts are an elaborate scheme to duck fatherly responsibilities? :-0 Supporting facts: 1. Scoop was not invited to Osaka’s private party 2. Scoop has incredibly intimate knowledge about the Japanese star’s daily life 3. He hasn’t been seen in months, could he be on the run???? 🙂
Scoop Malinowski · July 16, 2026 at 8:56 pm
Astonishing somebody figured out. Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone version), Columbo and Steve McGarrett would have never solved this scandal. Steve please apply your investigative skills to how FIFA is rigging the Cup for Argentina next!
Sam · August 1, 2026 at 4:55 am
Maybe they need a negro tour?
Remember, Scoop—it would be called an “African-American” tour. Unless some black folks from Europe jumped on, I guess. 😉
Sam the closest we came to any player challenging genders was Martina Hingis saying Mauresmo was like half man half woman. Perhaps Hingis knew something and was making a veiled allegation.
There are plenty of “butch” women out there who are still biologically female, and Mauresmo is probably one of them.
Can’t rule out anything these days. Question everything.
Yes, anything is really fair game.
Sam · August 1, 2026 at 4:57 am
Astonishing somebody figured out. Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone version), Columbo and Steve McGarrett would have never solved this scandal.
Well, I hope you change your baby’s diapers every now and then at least. 😏
Scoop Malinowski · August 1, 2026 at 8:04 am
Sam there are some flat out born males playing WTA and Samangkaew is probably the highest ranked one. They had the Negro Leagues for baseball they should have called it the African American League.